Update:

We went to court on Wednesday morning to fight the fact that WE were ticketed when some idiot 18 year old slammed into us on I-95 and rear-ended us, in the rental car, an hour after we picked it up, exactly a week after we were t-boned. Fantastic. So anyway, the kid showed up and lied his ass off, and since the supposed witness never showed up, the judge said he needed to sleep on it. Today we got the verdict. We were found NOT GUILTY! about freaking time. So hopefully now they insurance will realize this and hold the kid liable, and make him pay enterprise and our deductible.